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Panther's Power HourPounce on power hour like a panther, nonchalantly swatting away tasks while looking viciously vogue in these bold, deep purple cat-eye Cheetah G sunnies with purple reflective lenses.
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Gardening With A KrakenThink your green thumb is impressive? These purple polarized sunglasses are named after a kraken with 8 green tentacles and the hydroponic garden of your dreams. Unleash your inner and watch your garden grow through these reflective green polarized lenses.
- $9.00
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Nine Dollar Pour OverThese classic tortoiseshell round hipster sunglasses could be yours for the low price of only 3.5 overpriced coffees. Great for athletes who get down with ironic indie sleaze, these versatile and effortlessly hip shades are all style and no drama. No Slip. No Bounce....
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Once in a Pink MoonOnce in a Pink Moon sunnies are a rare cosmic masterpiece, blending retro-futurist glam with hot pink translucent cat-eye frames and dazzling blue reflective lenses. Designed to never slip or bounce, they stay effortlessly in place whether you're sipping champagne under the stars or...
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Silverback Squat MobilityDig silverback gorillas? Try these silverback sunglasses. Perfect for beasting, running, or golfing, these sleek gray active sunglasses won’t slip or bounce no matter how sweaty you get. Plus, the stylish polarized green lenses will protect your peepers with UV400 protection.
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Swedish Meatball HangoverDo these yellow and blue sunglasses with blue reflective lenses come standard with free Swedish meatballs? Tragically, no–but they do make the blinding sun bearable during tomorrow's inevitable meatball hangover. Full UV400 protection and polarized lenses. Hurrah!!!
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All Shrimp CleanseThese translucent pink sunglasses feature a half-rim frame, a fully adjustable nose piece, and pink reflective polarized lenses that will keep your face lookin’ fresh!!! Mud masks and exfoliation? Nah, we'll stick to The All Shrimp Cleanse.
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Do You Even Pistol, Flamingo?Got a big noggin and a huge flair for style? Enjoy wide-fit luxury with these big pink sunglasses made for honkin’ heads with style to spare. Polarized lenses with UV400 protection keep your peepers safe and a special grip coating stops slippage or bouncing...
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Impromptu Disco NapWho cares if you have a report due at the end of the day? You need to power up so you can go out tonight!!! It's why the disco nap exists. Sweet dreams are made of these translucent gray aviators with soothing orange ocean...
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Lifties' DelightSnow Gs on, clear vision, no doubt. When the powder starts to fly, that’s what it’s all about. Dark purple goggles, pink reflective lens, our style's on point, and always on trend. Goggles so snug, they fit just right. Ready to carve, we're taking flight!
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$75.00- $22.50
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I'm Wearing Burgundy?These round burgundy sunglasses are waaay cooler than maroon sunnies. The no slip, no bounce frame stays put when you get sweaty biking, running, golfing, or vigorously explaining burgundy’s clear superiority. Polarized lenses have UV400 protection to protect your peepers.
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Going to Valhalla...Witness!These legendary gray and chrome sunnies might not literally transport you to a Norse warrior paradise, but they’ll look and feel heavenly. No slip, no bounce frames with a snug, comfortable fit, and polarized chrome lenses with UV400 protection will keep your peepers safe...
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Best Dystopia EverIn a nod to the future, these blue and purple sunglasses will teleport you to the enchanted rave of your dreams where you will dance until you are crystallized forever in a glittering dystopian paradise!!! VRGs with mirrored reflective lenses...the future is NOW.
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In My Cosmic EraExplore the final frontier of fashion with In My Cosmic Era Moon Gs, stylish space-age sunnies with endless style. These shades have black non-reflective lenses and black frames that won’t slip or bounce– even at warp speed. (Fine, we didn’t test that, but you...
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$35.00- $10.50
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Bunny Slope DropoutWhether you're an expert-level shredder or a beginning bomber, these pink snow goggles you covered. Anti-fog magnetic lenses you can swap for high or low light conditions, plus they're adjustable to fit over your helmet (safety first, snow bunnies!!!)
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Three Parts TeeThese gradient frames with polarized non-reflective brown lenses are perfect for sipping iced tea and lemonade on the golf course or slamming shots in the clubhouse after to celebrate your epic win (or devastating defeat). No slip, no bounce sunglasses with full UV400 protection.
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Today's Special: My DustStylish white and red wraparound sunglasses best enjoyed at full sprint. Leave slowpokes in your dust. There’s no time to slow down when you’re serving momentum all day. (And to the haters: eat it or starve!!! Muahaha.)
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Rookie Card EnergyScore a 10 with Rookie Card Energy! Top words used to describe your rookie season in these red & gray shades with burnt orange reflective lenses? Perfect. Pristine. Flawless. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Jiro "Tiger" Takahashi included.
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$50.00- $15.00
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Lives Life in All-CapsWE'RE NOT YELLING, WE'RE LIVING LIFE IN ALL CAPS! IT'S LIKE WE HAVE A NUCLEAR ENERGY DRINK COURSING THROUGH OUR VEINS 24/7! WE TOLD OUR LOCAL LIBRARIAN TO POP ON THESE YELLOW ALL-CAPS ASTRO GS, & NOW SHE'S BEEN BANNED FROM THE LIBRARY FOR...
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Electric Zen MachineTeal Bolt Gs w/ green gradient lenses stay put & look sharp while attempting epic feats of athleticism, e.g. maintaining composure & not squealing in agony after leapfrogging full speed over a fire hydrant & accidentally landing on your padoobies.
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