Sport SHOP BY SPORT
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Human Energy DrinkAll powered by energy drinks and bad decisions, we present to you these lightweight no-slip purple sunglasses for horsepower that could make a race car look slow AF. Best part? No sugar crashes. Get pure power, style, and bravado.
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Ask Me About My Escape PlanEscape plans are a necessity of life. Bad date? "Explosive diarrhea" to the rescue! Friend needs help moving? Oops, Grandma died AGAIN. Stupid meeting? That grappling hook you got for Christmas comes in clutch. AND, these sly black Astro Gs won't slip or bounce,...
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When the World BlursRemember, speed is an attitude. (Says who?! Says us!!!) Unlock max speed with these black wraparound sport sunglasses and prove your last PR wrong, once and for all. Slip them on, and be the reason action movie scenes exist!
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Certified Pet PsychicCertified Pet Psychic brings big, confident energy to brown tortoiseshell Grand G frames with brown non-reflective lenses. Whether you’ve got a bigger noggin or a major sense of style, these big, bold shades radiate effortless style. No slip, no bounce, all confidence. Perfect for...
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$35.00- $10.50
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Grim Reaper's Spring FlingGrim Reaper's Spring Fling brings timeless, otherworldly style to our bold, sleek Grand Gs. Perfect for bigger heads or oversized shades enthusiasts, these black frames with black non-reflective lenses whisper in a haunting, raspy voice, “I could claim your soul, but I’d rather claim...
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Speak of the DaredevilIf you speak of the daredevil, do they suddenly appear? They do! See, a regular devil just *POOF!* appears out of nowhere, but a daredevil? Makes an entrance with extreme style & 'tude. (Think crashing through a cinder block wall, paragliding into your high-rise...
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Now That’s a Dinger!Now That's a Dinger! is what people will say about YOU when you show up wearing these blue & white sunnies with blue gradient lenses. It's time to face it: you ARE a home run! Custom packaging & trading card featuring Petey "Pop-Up" Poppler...
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$50.00- $15.00
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Lava Lamp OracleTranslucent teal Retro Gs w/ green gradient lenses look smart, even when making questionable choices, e.g. allowing yourself to be guided by the molten wisdom of a vintage lava lamp. Don't trust the hypnotic glow of those sexy, morphing wax blobs!
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Casually Juggles BouldersCasually Juggles Boulders brings effortless, bold energy to translucent gray Grand Gs with black gradient lenses. Whether you've got a larger noggin or like to play big with your look, these shades radiate strength and style without trying too hard. No slip, no bounce,...
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Fresh Pulls OnlyNo repeats or dupes...we want Fresh Pulls Only! In these limited-edition yellow & green shades with yellow green reflective lenses, you'll look like a certified one of one. Custom packaging & trading card featuring Maxine "Max" Strawson included.
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$50.00- $15.00
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Emerald City TimeshareEmerald City Timeshare brings bold, wicked energy to dark green Grand Gs with green gradient lenses. Perfect for bigger noggins or massive style icons, these shades make every step feel like you’re strutting down your own yellow brick runway. No slip, no bounce, all...
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Midnight Ramble at the Circle BarHipster-inspired round blue lens sunglasses worth rambling about.Fashionable black retro round frames meet functional polarized lenses with UV400 protection. Go ahead and get sweaty—the special grip coating and snug, lightweight fit means they won’t slip or bounce.
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$30.00- $9.00
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Blood Moon BarbecueBlood Moon Barbecue sunnies light up your look with dark red Grand G frames and black gradient lenses. Whether you’ve got a big noggin or just like to live large, these shades bring heat without burning your eyes. No slip, no bounce, all confidence....
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Cue Slow-Mo MontageThe fast lane was invented for sunglasses like these. Blink, and you’ll miss them. Live life on the epic side with mint-green sports wraparounds that demand slow-mo, orchestral montages. And yes, all of them are in ultra-HD. No slip, no bounce, all smooth.
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$45.00- $13.50
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Cashmere Corporate CamoCashmere Corporate Camo delivers bold, elevated style in our Grand G frame. Rich brown frames with brown gray gradient lenses give instant power move energy. Big, modern, no slip, no bounce, all swagger. Sharp enough for boardrooms, cool enough for everywhere else, and dramatic...
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I Survived Heartbreak HillHowahyah, Boston?! Crush hills & hahhts in these limited-edition shades inspired by the most notorious marathon incline. These blue sunnies feature a geometric pattern & blue reflective lenses so everyone will know you're wicked good at runnin'!!!
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To Live and Run in L.A.26.2?! All day!!! To Live and Run in L.A. are limited-edition shades inspired by the city we call home, so every time you rep these translucent coral OG frames with a geometric pattern & teal reflective lenses, you'll know you're a part of the...
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